Sung to Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave your Lover..."
The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To love a lever
She said it's really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To love a lever
Fifty ways to love a lever
[CHORUS:]
You Just slip out the forum, Jachum
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the group, Rup
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the pump, Gump
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To love your lever
Fifty ways to love your lever
